Now, it’s quite probable most, if not all of you will agree with me when I say that the fashion industry has to be possibly the biggest waste of time, money and resources ever. In fact I would go so far as to say that it’s all a load of groin-based spheroids.

Finally, someone in the design side of the fashion world appears to agree with this. This is Andy Bates, a leatherworker (not that way! Stop it, you filthy minded buggers!) par excellance.
You see, it would appear that an artist by the name of Grayson Perry heard of Mr Bates (I’m not telling you again – no giggling at the back) and asked him to make a handbag especially for him.
I can see you’re thinking about the use of pronouns in that last sentence. Would it help if I said that this is a picture of Grayson Perry?

Yep. You can see where this is going now can’t you? Well, here’s the finished product.

No, it’s not a coincidence that it looks like that (isn’t the jingly Prince Albert a nice touch though?). Especially when you take into account the back of the bag looks like this.

For more information and some completely gratuitous close-ups, head on over to Trend de la Crème.

It’s not quite as good as the first Major Lazer video I posted, but it will still make your jaw drop because of its bizarreness.

Directed by Eric Wareheim

Edited and Animation by Fatalfarm

Art by Kevin O’Neill

Produced by Clark Reinking and Dave Kneebone

Styling by Amanny Ahmad

Makeup by Tara Loren

I don’t like milk. It tastes like it was meant for, I don’t know, baby cows maybe. So, I can only assume that this video is the result of drinking too much of that stuff.

via Daily What

It would also explain why my fat ass was born a week late.

via Laughing Squid

This is slightly NSFW.

This is also very weird. So, I must share. He’s like Pinocchio, except something else grows.

via WTF Japan, Seriously?

He likes girls and hates milk, what’s the problem here? I like girls and hate milk, does that make me a perverted, mutant robot?

Oh.

Well, you learn something everyday.

This is a game show I would lose at every time. Oops. I lost again, or did I?

via WTF Japan, Seriously?

Just that. I have no words to describe this apart from “What the ffffuuuu…?”

Click on the pic to go to one of the most truly bizarre and surreal experiences ever. Part Monty Python, part Lewis Carroll and all LSD trip, this seems to be something of a showpiece for a couple of people by the name of Bubbly Numbers who create interactive graphics and websites. When you’ve finished with the Book of Numbers, why not fry your grains the rest of the way and visit their home page HERE? It’s well worth a visit, if you like to mess with reality. Like I do.

Via Stumbleupon.