See this?

Fairly crude piece of sculpture, wouldn’t you say? Well, I think you need to cut Dalton Ghetti some slack, because he’s carved this entirely out of pencil lead. Yep. He’s whittled away the wooden casing and then painstakingly shaped the graphite (not lead, folks!).
If you thought that was good, take a gander at these:

How much patience does this Connecticut-based artist have? I mean, one of his pieces, involving interlocking hearts, took him over two damn years.
Go see more of his work over at I New Idea.

Climb onto my love rocket.

Fasten your belt seats and press play.

It’s not quite as good as the first Major Lazer video I posted, but it will still make your jaw drop because of its bizarreness.

Directed by Eric Wareheim

Edited and Animation by Fatalfarm

Art by Kevin O’Neill

Produced by Clark Reinking and Dave Kneebone

Styling by Amanny Ahmad

Makeup by Tara Loren

I don’t like milk. It tastes like it was meant for, I don’t know, baby cows maybe. So, I can only assume that this video is the result of drinking too much of that stuff.

via Daily What

This is slightly NSFW.

This is also very weird. So, I must share. He’s like Pinocchio, except something else grows.

via WTF Japan, Seriously?

He likes girls and hates milk, what’s the problem here? I like girls and hate milk, does that make me a perverted, mutant robot?

Oh.

Well, you learn something everyday.

Oh hi! Is this on? 1, 2… 1,2 …  Nod if you can hear me. Anyone?  Ok then lets do this stuff.

Chris was good enough to allow me to inflict my genius on the visitors of his site. Not sure if he will foot the doctors’ bills as well but what do I care?

Anyway for my first outing I decided to link you to something with absolutely  no other value than it is pretty and seems to be worth a few clicks. And this you will have to do, click that is.

Ouch owl

Keep a look out for the owls because I hear they bite or is it snap? What do beaks do? Peck…no peckers do that? erm.. I need a thesaurus. Brb

Answer: The repeat customers for this place.
I posted this over on Facebook and then thought ‘this need a wider circulation.’
I mean, who in their right mind is going to see the sign for ‘Deep-fried butter’, realise that that isn’t the dish they decided to call ‘The Flatliner’ and STILL eat there???
Sheesh.

By the way, Glasgow, it would appear your deep-fried Mars bars have been trumped.