Is this NSFW?

Well, it is uber NSFW if we are talking about language and quite possibly offensive if you like the pope. Oh! there are tiny penises too.

However, I doubt Mr. Minchin would have to use half the language if it wasn’t true. The pope and the church are protecting pedophiles; priests are fucking children and getting away with it.

Yes, you have to listen to it a few times to absorb some of the lyrics. Or, you can find them over at Skepchick. He has cleverly answered those who would cry fowl at the end-

And if you look into your motherfucking heart and tell me true

If this motherfucking stupid fucking song offended you

With its filthy fucking language and it’s fucking disrespect

If it made you feel angry, go ahead and write a letter

But if you find me more offensive than the fucking possibility

That the Pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly

Then listen to me, motherfucker, this here is a fact:

You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking

Power-hungry, self-aggrandized bigot in the stupid fucking hat

Uhg. It is so hard to find anything original on television. Stuckey and Murry show you one of the many, many clichés.

via Daily What

It’s always good to check in on ParryGripp.com and see what is new. Loads of fun stuff, but I can’t resist adding the most recent because I love me some nachos.

Those of us who just watch the Super Bowl for commercials have our own song now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWAzqE-MYcA

via Laughing Squid

I spotted this on io9.com along with some heated discussion about how old this clip is. Hey, I’ve never seen it. Of course, I would be singing a different tune had I posted it before io9 because I am a hypocrite just like everyone else. Enough about my terribly sexy life, here’s Biff singing the answers to all your Back to the Future questions:

Bah Humbug.

via Lineboil

We should really have a serious discussion about Santa. If I had children I would be unnerved by an old man watching my children sleep. Think about it, he breaks into houses, leaves your kids presents after he’s spent much of his year ‘watching’ them. When he’s not ogling your kids, he’s surrounded himself with ‘elves.’  I’m not even going to get into his fetish about dressing up and asking kids to sit in his lap.

In the last couple of weeks I have had a few opportunities to watch the new videos for They Might Be Giants, but passed them up. See, I was excited when they released their first children’s album because I love the band and I am nothing more than a big kid. Then I had a listen to it, “Oh, learning.” I am a big dumb kid, I don’t want to learn.

This time I have been exposed to the video, something to stimulate my visual cortex. It’s still learning, but PICTURES!

A very cool animation…wait!

Evolution?

Wow, that takes some huge balls. Oh right, they are giants. *instant-rimshot*