A few fun one-liners in here.

Not too long ago, I posted the Pope Song, an uber NSFW song about the church’s sex scandals.

This time I have a live song from the same artist, Tim Minchin.

via OneGoodMove

Let’s agree to disagree.

Is this NSFW?

Well, it is uber NSFW if we are talking about language and quite possibly offensive if you like the pope. Oh! there are tiny penises too.

However, I doubt Mr. Minchin would have to use half the language if it wasn’t true. The pope and the church are protecting pedophiles; priests are fucking children and getting away with it.

Yes, you have to listen to it a few times to absorb some of the lyrics. Or, you can find them over at Skepchick. He has cleverly answered those who would cry fowl at the end-

And if you look into your motherfucking heart and tell me true

If this motherfucking stupid fucking song offended you

With its filthy fucking language and it’s fucking disrespect

If it made you feel angry, go ahead and write a letter

But if you find me more offensive than the fucking possibility

That the Pope protected priests when they were getting fucking fiddly

Then listen to me, motherfucker, this here is a fact:

You are just as morally misguided as that motherfucking

Power-hungry, self-aggrandized bigot in the stupid fucking hat

It would appear that somebody, pardon me, more than one person believes that Stephen Baldwin should be a big Hollywood star. The folks at RestoreStephenBaldwin.org believe that his lack of success in Hollywood is due to the fact that he declared he was born again.

So let’s get this straight, they are saying, Bio Dome, 8 Seconds, The Flintstones Viva Rock Vegas, The Usual Suspects and Half Baked are not successful films. Alright, to be fair I have never seen any of those, but I have heard of them. I recognized a dozen other films of his in the list of 80 on IMDB. I could make an argument against their definition of success, but my point is that he might be where he is because of his script choices.

They also give the impression that his fall from the top of the A-list (Because we all know that the Hollywood A-list is a permanent structure and not something that changes overnight) has led to his bankruptcy. Um… What about talent, script choice, his spending habits?

I’m just saying that my stripping career has really faltered and I need your help. It has nothing to do with my weight or the rash that covers 46% of my body. Please you guys, start a website called ReFillSikksMontyToFull.org.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAfzmm6ZvZ4

via Jezebel

Don’t forget to check out the Donate page on the site. They’re asking for donations of $4.21. That’s right for the price of a Starbucks cup of coffee you can feed and clothe this down and out actor.

You may have gathered from a couple of my earlier posts that I have Views. You may also have gleaned the idea that I’m not over-shy about bruiting them about.
As far as religion goes, I don’t see the need for it these days, although I am quite happy with the idea of personal faith. Believe what you will, just don’t try and force others to join you. There may be a God, there may be many – or none. Whatever; I just live to be the best person that I can.
That said, I have to applaud Stephen Fry for having the guts to stand up in front of a hall full of people – half of whom are strict believers of one form or another – and, in a quite logical manner, pointing out the major flaws of the way the Catholic Church operates.

The Intelligence² Debate – Stephen Fry (Unedited)
Uploaded by Xrunner17. – Classic TV and last night’s shows, online.

My favourite bit? When he’s referring to his own sexuality and saying, “… for me to be called a pervert by these extraordinarily sexually dysfunctional people….”

This is completely over the top and that’s why I laughed my ass off.

(insert joke comparing ex to she bear here)

But seriously folks, if you are ever attacked by a bear everything you needed to know can be found right here on sikkdays.com.