After watching this video I realized every girl I have ever dated hates the planet.

I, on the other hand, deserve a plaque for my conservation work.

via motionographer

Mickipedia recently announced an update to CompetetoConserve.com which looks like a very good idea.  Straight from the site:

Compete to Conserve provides you with the tools you need to set personal conservation goals and track your progress. Share your goals with the community and help each other reach them!

I’m a big proponent of sustainability so the idea of promoting small goals for individuals to practice seems pretty awesome.  I just found it, so I haven’t signed up yet so I don’t have a ton of information for you.  However, I’d like you to know that being green and caring for the environment is about saving lives, yours, your children and your children’s children.  Forget the planet, it was here for a long time before we got here and it will be here long after we screwed up.

Yep, according to the World Wildlife Fund, the Zoological Society of London and the Global Footprint Network our current consumption rate will require us to have 2 more planets to sustain our lifestyle by the year 2030.  At least will have all that worthless green paper, we call money.  Hooray greed!  In related news, I’m blogging this from my new gas powered laptop as I sit next to a tire bonfire I started last month and an air conditioner that I propped up in a chair next to me for a breeze.  The next 500 word blog post will be printed on 500 individual 8 1/2 x 11 sheets of paper delivered to your door separately by 500 semi-trucks.  Oh, I kid, none of that would make me money and life is all about profit.  Hooray capitalism!

Read more about the end of our planet at the WWF via i09.com who got the news via Phenomenica.