It makes you wonder with the crack acting skills of Keanu, why wasn’t the original film silent?

via Neatorama

Not exactly the scenes I would have chosen, but kudos to the Russians for making a really convincing parody of a silent film, pies and all.

At the beginning of the month I talked about making some changes here at the site. I have made some decent progress. Now that Sato, Yukie & Miyagi are cheering me on, more cool stuff is bound happen.

Vidz

The video page has been updated to play larger versions of my original videos. I just finished modifying the page to mesh with my blog theme, however it will probably need some tweaks. I need to walk away from it and have a look with fresh eye. Comments are welcome, of course. Also, a few of the videos didn’t come out as nice as I would have liked so I’ll have to re-encode them, again. There’s a swell new intro video I made for fun & I added an experimental video I did 4 years ago. It has a summer theme, so I figured what the hell. I’ve got some ideas and now that I have removed the barrier of ‘oh the video page needs to be fixed,’ hopefully I’ll be adding some new goodies.

Where’s What?

I also improved the search box in the upper right corner. It frustrated me to no end that I couldn’t find things on my own site. There’s well over 600 posts now & I have a bad memory. Sometimes I am not sure if I have posted something or not. Plus, why the hell am I tagging things silly if the search doesn’t even use the tags! Thus, I found a groovy plugin to fix that.

Weekly Posts & Partners

I am still on the fence about weeklies, but I definitely need to get another video blog up, right? I haven’t found anybody as disreputable as myself to join in and post things, but I have approached some people.

*It feels a bit wrong that I used a line from the Matrix Reloaded as the title and a gif from the Karate Kid II.

So there’s been this damn college humor video on every site that I go to, the Matrix Runs on Windows.  It is a decent parody, but it is beyond viral in just 2 days, geesh.For all my Mac brethren, I ran into The Marble of Doom.   The idea is to log when your Mac freezes up with the spinning wheel of death and what application froze.  Of course, that will be a bit difficult to do when your OS if fucking frozen, no?

Anyway, check out the site if you’ve never been there, though currently the most offensive application is FireFox, so you may have trouble visiting the site.