Artistic hand-made goods available online is an awesome idea. Of course, to be competitive in that environment you have to find something unique that not everyone is selling. The question is “Will someone buy this?”

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Being an overweight fellah with a belly button the size of a cup holder in a mini van, I could probably churn 6 of these bears out a week. Oh, sorry to get you hot and bothered. Here, go cool down with a geek project, build your own electric car.

I’ve been called a twitter whore quite a few times. Apparently, the person above may be a real whore, with standards?

Ladies, why is this man single? Fellas, grab a pen and take notes before clicking the link. Dimitri the Stud

Finally, I may have been convinced I need an iPod: The return of the boombox.

My new favorite villains, please Hollywood?

This will ruin your lunch plans, a report card on your favorite chain restaurants.

Every time I have an egg for breakfast I wonder, “Why can’t I pin this to myself?” Craftastrophe

England’s royal family is a bunch of T-bags.

What happened to your teeth after you put them under your pillow? Adventures of course.

This race car will cost you a lot of dough. <–My bad pun.

In case you somehow missed the recent xkcd comic on tech support.

A transforming bumblebee costume. How awkward.

Being a fat guy, I can say my hobby is food. However, I’ll say that I have absolutely no food fetishes. This, does not do it for me:

There are a number of jokes here, but I’ll let you serve them up in the comments. This would be an opportune time to have a contest, eh? So, the funniest comment gets to buy me dinner. Does that work as a contest?

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