It would appear that somebody, pardon me, more than one person believes that Stephen Baldwin should be a big Hollywood star. The folks at RestoreStephenBaldwin.org believe that his lack of success in Hollywood is due to the fact that he declared he was born again.

So let’s get this straight, they are saying, Bio Dome, 8 Seconds, The Flintstones Viva Rock Vegas, The Usual Suspects and Half Baked are not successful films. Alright, to be fair I have never seen any of those, but I have heard of them. I recognized a dozen other films of his in the list of 80 on IMDB. I could make an argument against their definition of success, but my point is that he might be where he is because of his script choices.

They also give the impression that his fall from the top of the A-list (Because we all know that the Hollywood A-list is a permanent structure and not something that changes overnight) has led to his bankruptcy. Um… What about talent, script choice, his spending habits?

I’m just saying that my stripping career has really faltered and I need your help. It has nothing to do with my weight or the rash that covers 46% of my body. Please you guys, start a website called ReFillSikksMontyToFull.org.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAfzmm6ZvZ4

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Don’t forget to check out the Donate page on the site. They’re asking for donations of $4.21. That’s right for the price of a Starbucks cup of coffee you can feed and clothe this down and out actor.

Television is having a hard time adapting to the age of television, but is 3D the answer? 3D technology still seems pretty gimmicky to me. Thus, the idea that it is coming to television in the next 2-3 years does nothing to impress me. It almost feels like a step in the wrong direction. Read the rest of this entry »

Another interesting piece by the brit, Charlie Brooker. What counts for news these days is polarizing comments, drama and celebrity rehab information. There isn’t really any reporting of any kind and Brooker shows you the basic format.

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He did a piece a while back on Reality TV editing, but apparently I never posted it. That one starts slow, explaining editing but the reality part is very good.

Christmas is coming up fast. You know, the holiday about shopping and consumption?

So, do you need a unique or silly gift for that special someone? How about the Nicholas Cage Adventure Set?

It comes with a background that is two-sided so you can have all sorts of adventure. Bad acting not included, you’ll have to supply that yourself.

Artist Brandon Bird always has some hilarious stuff on his site. I have been frequenting his site for the last 3 years. If the Nicholas Cage Adventure Set isn’t for your friend have a look at his other works.

This break dancing robot is more personable than a b-list celebrity on a cheesy dancing reality show. Just my opinion.

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There are only 2 types of dances in the future. The Robot & the RoboBoogie.

So using hair follicles My DNA Fragrance will manufacturer custom scents. They now have an Antiquity line so that you can smell like your favorite dead celebrity. They have a whole slew of creep scents for you like Nixon, Susan B. Anthony, Charles Dickens and many others.  I don’t know, maybe it is creepier to have them make your own scent. The tag line the company uses: Your fragrance is in the bottle, but the scent is in you.

Elvis hasn’t left the building, he sprayed it like a skunk.

I always forget about the fun over at current_tv. I spotted this over at urlesque and I enjoyed it.

Multiple layers of commentary in one funny toon. First we have to hate anything that gets too popular. Second, the toon makes fun of the absolute retardedness of getting the most followers/friends/connections in social networks. (You can make fun of my stupidity for making up a word like ‘retardedness’ in the comments or in animation form.)  Finally, the animation jabs at the silliness of these supposedly legit celebrity accounts.