Not too long ago, I posted the Pope Song, an uber NSFW song about the church’s sex scandals.

This time I have a live song from the same artist, Tim Minchin.

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This is completely over the top and that’s why I laughed my ass off.

(insert joke comparing ex to she bear here)

But seriously folks, if you are ever attacked by a bear everything you needed to know can be found right here on sikkdays.com.

Lev has always entertained me with his Tales of Mere Existence videos.

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I swear I have posted previous videos by Lev Yilmaz, but I may have taken them down as they were pulled from youtube. Click the video above to watch more. Procrastination is good, Horny is funny, but of course my favorite is How to Break Up.

So videogum claims that bad Christian movie trailers are the new meme. I’ll leave that debate on their site and just stick to critiquing this amazing cinematical expression.

Basically, I guess if you pray for a miracle it can happen. You may find this surprising, but miracles occur daily. It is just that Satan runs the media and won’t let anyone publish these amazing stories. I can say whatever I want because I don’t have any traffic, but if Sikkdays.com ever became popular he’d send me a talking snake to tell me what to blog.

Anyway, my random thoughts:

When I saw, “An Unexpeeted Surprise,” I was thinking the filmmakers needed to spell check their work.  Then I realized the second ‘e’ is not an ‘e’ but just a horizontal blast of light from the cliché animation preset they used in their editing software.

Like those damn commercials for TV shows, the editor of this trailer is making drama where there is none, in my opinion. When the husband says, “I can’t do this anymore,” they want us to think he can’t care for his handicapped child. However, his lisp obviously gives him away and he is leaving her for a big hairy bear.

Was that Don Ho (Turn up your speakers!) who gave the kid his sight back?

So, it turns out the Bible, like every college text book, was supposed to come with a CD-ROM. Hopefully, it will explain all the discrepancies. I wonder if the DVD will have deleted scenes where God and the boy discuss which format to put the files in. “Mac or PC?” “Can you put PDFs on the disc because I don’t have MS Office?”

We’re promoting Christianity but not helmets? Is God’s love a protective shield? I mean I’d feel pretty awkward asking for the same miracle again. “So, remember that time you healed me and I was able to walk? Yeah, could you do me another solid? Turns out I can’t walk again. Actually, if you hadn’t made squirrels I wouldn’t have had to swerve to miss one, so really?”