I got something to confess…  I am old, like dude way old. I was born in 1972. Yeah there were people born in those days too, bud. I never feel so old as when we change interns at work (joy) or when I ponder about my niece and nephew. My nephew is going to start high school in September. WTF man? He was born in 1998, he is a baby… If you aint feeling down by now lets talk about my niece who was born in 2009.

The worst thing is that inside this old body I feel like a kid. Read the rest of this entry »

So very awkward.

Jeff is my hero.

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What happen interwebs? I didn’t post on Monday and I find this when I return? (there are a few quick anime boob shots so I guess this is NSFW)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2VY5J5ZzoE

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WTF? I love that song, and she’s a pretty girl but WHY? Is it going to be a slow week for viral videos or something?

OH! Now I understand. This was filmed by McG. He likes bright colors and scantily clad women which makes him perfect for music videos and NOT films.

The internet is ripe with fan made music videos featuring their favorite anime and I am typically immune. Yet, I can’t resist the 80′s cartoon videos. Last week I found Jem, this week it’s an old favorite.

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John C. Reilly is funny. Jonah Hill just doesn’t do it for me though. This Cyrus movie looks like one of those hip, wanna-be awkward on purpose independent films. If your sick of that genre you can watch the television show It’s Your Move from the 80s. The television show has the same plot with a young Jason Bateman and is probably funnier.

In case you haven’t subscribed to the RSS feed, or you just show up here once a month hoping to find pictures of me covered in brown sugar & flour, below the pic is a short list of posts of interest for this past September. There’s a couple of bonus things I lazily never posted for those 7 of you who are religious visitors.

Bonus Links

Most likely I found these links thanks to my many tweeps. I drag the address to my desktop to ‘blog later,’ and forget who sent me there initially. I am a great guy. Really. I am just a horrible blogger.

The Many Moods of Batman – A representation of my moods would be similar except with more of a “I am going to stab you” anger.

Graphs made from Rap Lyrics – All those important ratios like Gin & Juice and Bitches vs. Ho’s graphed out for you.

Dan Brown’s 20 Worst Sentences – People were all about The Da Vinci Code when it came out. Now, Brown suffers from too-mainstream-itis. Everyone is hatin’ on the guy now.

What is this? – I don’t know. It is colorful and strangely calming.

Legend by Allan Gray – A commercial for an investment firm or something. They imagine what would have happened if James Dean had lived a full life.

Gozer the Gozerian – I had to share. Such a great comparison. Remember the god at the end of Ghostbusters?

Windows 7 Party? – It is so awful I wondered if it was a viral campaign. Careful, it is moments of your life you’ll never get back.

September’s Booty

In case you may have missed it, here’s some good stuff from the past month.

The Cat Piano – Contains absolutely no Hoff.

The Electric Car – A great animation and a good song, not by the Hoff.

Artsy something – Birds on the Wires or Cheesy bad something – In the 80s

Torturing kids is cute – Even though torture is in the title, it is Hoff-free & safe to click.

Give a Little Love – Contains Tom Jones, your safe Hoff substitute.

The Gulls – Funny and strange, yes. Baywatch, it is not.

Video Mate Dating – Watching this will make you wish I posted a Hoff video.

3 Weirdest Music Videos – Do Not Click. CONTAINS THE HOFF.

These boss dudes are looking for the right lady. Are you the one?

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Why did I ever make those youtube video blogs. 20 years from now your children are going to find them and laugh at me. Hey, at least they’ll finally be funny.