If the woman in the following video is sane, I could have saved her. Though unlike the Hoff, Sikkdays.com is just not that popular in Germany. If it was, she could have learned how to thwart a bear attack.
Check out this link to see some great pictures of her swimming towards the bears like it is a good idea.



From what I know of Polar Bears, they meant no harm to this woman. They just wanted to share a Coca-Cola.
Good point, Manda. Perhaps she is a representative of Pepsi trying to negotiate the bears over to the other side of the cola wars.
[...] and brief history of the wall of death stunt can be found over at Dark Roasted. Perhaps that is all the lady in Germany wanted to do, ask the polar bear if he’d like to join her [...]