Let’s talk about sex baby!
Posted by on Tuesday, September 21, 2010

As a foreigner whose primary language is not English, there are times when I need things explained to me. Some times things are easier than other times. Like you know “It is raining cats and dogs” doesn’t actually mean a cargo plane lost its load over my head.  Sometimes  it is not so easy. If you asked me “Do you like fish?”  I’d say “Yeah! I love fish, with loads  of mayo” and then look in wonderment at the people doing the asking as they roll on the floor laughing.  Is fish so funny in English speaking countries? Then someone explains. Oh! I see! “Nope. I am not into fish”. Sex takes the cake in language difficulty. Innuendo, argot, word play, jokes that are so old everyone knows them… I was feeling pretty meh about sex until I saw this .  Do you know what Unicorn Polyamory is? Or  Con Sex? The 100 mile rule sounds intriguing.  The sexamples made me lol.

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8 Responses to “Let’s talk about sex baby!”

  1. Spike_Matthews says:

    I like this, but I find it a little presumptious and a bit offensive that there’s no option for a happily married monogamous couple.

  2. ptosky says:

    oooh my bad! the illustration is for the definition of the non monogamous relationships only. Should have made that clear… Sorry

    • Spike_Matthews says:

      Aaah, right you are. so it’s a guide to choosing your particular kind of infidelity?

      • ptosky says:

        I invoked the name of Sikk and I can see your comment :) And I disagree. Fidelity and infidelity are relative. If people accept polygamy and things are clear let them have their fun… After watching Vicky Christina Barcelona I am not sure a Ménage à trois is a bad idea… Javier Bardem is a very good incentive

  3. Kat says:

    I didn't get the fish part, but it's ok, I like meat… just hope that's appropriate

    • ptosky says:

      Well it is appropriate if you like guys… Fish means you like women… in the sense of having sex with either… Or so I have understood… maybe a native speaker can help

  4. ptosky says:

    Also I know Spike has commented again but I do not see his second comment here…. Curiouser and curiouser

    • sikkdays says:

      The fish thing went over my head too, but I wouldn’t call myself a native speaker, I am more of a mumbler. Men cruder than I have used the term Tuna, but not fish in general. However, that’s from a generation or two before mine. Personally, if I am going to be demeaning and inappropriate I like the term ‘tail’ for women.

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