Yep, according to the World Wildlife Fund, the Zoological Society of London and the Global Footprint Network our current consumption rate will require us to have 2 more planets to sustain our lifestyle by the year 2030. At least will have all that worthless green paper, we call money. Hooray greed! In related news, I’m blogging this from my new gas powered laptop as I sit next to a tire bonfire I started last month and an air conditioner that I propped up in a chair next to me for a breeze. The next 500 word blog post will be printed on 500 individual 8 1/2 x 11 sheets of paper delivered to your door separately by 500 semi-trucks. Oh, I kid, none of that would make me money and life is all about profit. Hooray capitalism!
Read more about the end of our planet at the WWF via i09.com who got the news via Phenomenica.
