Those of us who just watch the Super Bowl for commercials have our own song now.

via Laughing Squid

In my continuing effort to educate you on the ills of relationships, I bring you advice from a coach.

Sorry for the annoying clip introduction and ending from some unfunny Soup show, but the other clips of Texas Tech coach, Mike Leach, were poor quality or too long.

Anyway, the lesson here: WAIT! Girlfriends are supposed to tell you what you want to hear? Hmm, I don’t think I have ever had a girlfriend, then.

Thanks to Chetyre for this one.

Chetyre gave me that after I had a good chuckle from this Real Life Pac-Man video he linked me from the same group.

Of course that’s been done before, but it is still funny to see Pac-Man get clubbed. Speaking of Pac-Man, I haven’t played in a while.

I should be back in town tomorrow morning. Up next, I should have this year’s Hesties finished and posted.

Some really great images and brief history of the wall of death stunt can be found over at Dark Roasted. Perhaps that is all the lady in Germany wanted to do, ask the polar bear if he’d like to join her act.

Then, there’s these guys I found on the Daily What, building their own wall of death. Did I mention they are just using old pallets?

There was a guy in high school who was just like Shaq, I swear.  He’d sit in the locker room during gym class and say, “Fart,” and giggle. That was the extent of his sense of humor. Everyone just laughed because he was the star on the B-ball team.

Anyway, check out A History of Shaq’s Greatest Emasculations over at Complex.

I haven’t posted in the sports category in a while, so here’s something I spotted at Milk&Cookies.  Lebron James gets beat at a game of horse by some dude.  I am surprised Lebron didn’t blame his coach for the lose.  Even more surprising, Lebron admited that he had teammates.

On the other hand, the dude is pretty good.  He should tryout for the WNBA and when they turn him down he can file suit claiming that they are denying him a job because of his sex.  The league doesn’t make enough money to hire a lawyer, so maybe they would add him to a team, it would be nice to see someone score a basket in the WNBA.

To celebrate, Kimmel vs. Eminem, from Jimmy’s special broadcast from Detroit.