**UPDATE**
EMI (well, Jay-Z and Alicia Keys, apparently) forced this one off Youtube for copyright reasons, so here it is again. Sorry, it’s only a link though.
http://www.kontraband.com/videos/23502/Newport-State-Of-Mind/
That’s Newport, Wales. Kudos to my wife fer finding this cracking piss-take of Alicia Keys and Jay-Z. And cheers fer reminding me of one of those towns that will be forever “well, it’s okay, I suppose”. I lived thereabouts fer nearly four year (specifically Caeleon – which gets a mention – and Risca – which doesn’t. Thankfully.)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNfbX6uvA6s
Best bit for me is 2:38 in, where our rapper appears to be a little freaked out by his companion…