The future is a scary place. Sometimes I think I would rather have a post apocalyptic future than the one we are headed towards. Technology is bringing us closer to the world of Minority Report when it comes to big brother and advertising.

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The good folks at Twaggies bring tweets to life. Sample 2 below.

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Sportscasters say the most ridiculous things when they are offering ‘color commentary.’ At one point I thought it might be funny to draw cartoons based on those outlandish statements. Then, I remembered I can’t really draw. Also, I am super lazy.

I saw that title somewhere else and I got all uppity and thought, “Keyboard Cat is so 4 months ago.”

Of course, then I saw the screen cap below and I did a spit take. That’s your mission for the rest of the day, see how many people you can annoy doing spit takes.

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I can’t wait for the inevitable T-shirt.

Add this to the category of “things I wanted to post weeks ago, but was too busy.”

The Social Network (trailer) is a film about Facebook which I have only ever seen advertised online. It doesn’t seem like they are doing much else to promote that film.  Anyway in case you missed it, here’s the inevitable Myspace parody.

via Daily What

The only way this could be more awkward is if your mom was the actual instructor. Another great find by Rich over at fourfour.

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You see how they clean it up? In hip hop dancing a dude will frequently grab his crotch. In country hip hop, he just holds his belt buckle the whole damn time.

Just that. I have no words to describe this apart from “What the ffffuuuu…?”

Click on the pic to go to one of the most truly bizarre and surreal experiences ever. Part Monty Python, part Lewis Carroll and all LSD trip, this seems to be something of a showpiece for a couple of people by the name of Bubbly Numbers who create interactive graphics and websites. When you’ve finished with the Book of Numbers, why not fry your grains the rest of the way and visit their home page HERE? It’s well worth a visit, if you like to mess with reality. Like I do.

Via Stumbleupon.

Once upon a time, there was a popular beat combo famed for their visual shenanigans, and they went to an awards ceremony. Once there, the percussionist unwisely entered into a contest with his counterpart from another combo. This is their tale.