Sweet mother of Nerdom? This just caught my eye because I really like the style. I will fully admit to enjoying most of the Star Trek shows (except DS9), however I am not the kind of guy to build a fully functional captain’s chair in my living room. OK, I might be that sort of guy if I wasn’t so lazy.

via cartoon brew

Jimmy Kimmel is still king. Though, I can’t bring myself to watch those rehearsed commercials they call late night television. Hey Melissa Joan Hart, you know what’s not a good idea? Heckling a comedian.

via WWTDD

Way to go Jimmy, dropping some reality on a celebrity reality show.

Rap keeps getting more polite because gangsta rap is so 2000. Brett Domino dropped the beats, Mr. B is picking it old school. Seriously, he had me at banjo, not the fake mustache.

via Laughing Squid

The folks at Howitshouldhaveended.com go after the awful script of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

via Daily What

Really, this edition of how it should have ended doesn’t live up to some of the others, like the Terminator, or better yet, Star Wars. The problem is simple, the original movie had so many damn problems. (<–that link is much funnier than the animation above)

Someone start a ItShouldHaveNeverBeenMade.com

I spotted these over at Motionographer, and went looking for them to share with you all. The animations themselves are interesting, fast paced & effective. The subject and information is incredibly intriguing. I am sad that I no longer have Netflix, I would like to see the documentary that these animations came from, H2Oil.

You know what you need? A club jam from the 70s. This has been making the round on all the cool sites. Now, it’s here.

Thanks KTness82

Much like a marriage license, the song is complete gibberish. It’s by an Italian artist, Adriano Celentano, but the lyrics are not Italian or English.

He looks like Jerry Lewis as the Nutty Professor.

Holy hell in a hand basket! I just woke up from one of the craziest opium dreams of all times. I know, I know – you are still recovering from whatever drug-and-alcohol coma you induced yourself through. It’s completely understandable. And, an event like this only happens once in a lifetime (or every few years).

Last night, we all hosted, or attended a Windows 7 Launch party. Microsoft really pulled out the stops for us with some fucking-awesome folded up posters, and streamers (tape not included).

It’s all coming back to me now… I started off the day by watching the CEO himself, Steve Ballmer, introduce Windows 7 on NBC’s Today Show in front of a banner of the Windows logo photoshopped onto a late-model Macbook Pro. Classic!

Then, I headed off to Burger King, where I took down the Windows 7 Whopper. 7,000 calories are the perfect complement to a fresh install of an operating system, and took just about the same amount of time to consume. Well played, Microsoft!

The rest of the details are still a little fuzzy. I vaguely remember getting my stomach pumped for ground beef poisoning by some EMTs, and I am having a hell of time getting the charcoal out of my clothes… but please share your launch party antics and highlights in a comment, if you can remember them.