meh.

Peeped this over at laughingsquid.

What I find most insightful from this mashup is the similarities. I have said it before, the last 3 movies have opened my eyes to the awful dialogue Lucas writes. Thus, comparing the soap opera drama of Dallas with Star Wars is a perfect fit. I KILLED THEM ALL! EVEN THE YOUNGLINGS!

Poking around the net, I found this bizarre story and then I started to check out the rest of Cartoon Brew. I’ll have to visit it more often. I found 2 great animations by Nick Fox-Gieg.

The Orange

Which I found thought provoking and interesting.

A Good Joke

Which really made me laugh.

Nobody likes Big Brother following him around with cameras, satellites, GPS and such. However, if you get a marketing team together and convince people they want GPS enabled devices to tell their friends which bar they are at, you get mindless drones who just want more of their privacy invaded! Capitalism at work. Let’s look at modern day telling of Little Red Riding Hood as an example, shall we:

If there’s one thing that could motivate people besides pandering to their egos, it is taking away their pornography. Or in this case, taking it away the closest thing to porn. Watch the video.

The 12 year old boy in me knows the original scene well. Immediately after the video I wanted to know how I could help. How can I prevent this happening to other risque movie moments!!

Being green is cool, so it seems that the tech blogs feature a story about bicycles every now and then. The bike in the following picture was on Dvice. Entire article.

Ouch, why is that wire there? Anyway, I spotted a list of futuristic bike designs over at WebUrbanist. The article gives you a peek at the sideways bike.

BECAUSE YOU CAN! THAT’S WHY! Stop asking stupid questions.

Early on, I learned that television was full of idiots. As a child, I proudly ran to the kitchen to brag to my mother that I was smarter than some kid on Romper Room. The kids in the audience (oh I remember those horrible army green plastic chairs) were asked what their favorite farm animal was on one episode. Some tea bagger says he like brown cows because brown cows make chocolate milk. I don’t know if he was just being a smart ass or stupid. Chances are, he’s making millions at AIG while I still sit here and try to boost my own ego by comparing myself to jack asses on television.

There was a character on this show called Do-Bee? Seriously? This must be why half of the people I graduated with were addicted to pot.