I saw this last night on Fox News, the epicenter of good taste. I guess this particular brand of condom has anesthetic in them to help out those gentleman who start the party a bit too soon. That seems a bit extreme considering that the female orgasm is a myth.  Seriously, more of my female friends say they don’t think they have ever reached a real orgasm then those that have.  Of course if you want to argue differently, go ahead and leave a comment and don’t forget to leave your number.

Anyway, to promote the condom, they gave away these ‘Stamina Pillows’ to help men go that extra mile.

Unethically, I stole the picture above from urlesque.  The author of that article said, “I think the above middle one is Kirk Cameron with a Popsicle.”  Personally, I saw Julie Roberts’ former husband Lyle Lovett.

Kirk Cameron joke is a funnier reference and thus, my 10 minutes photoshopping a sucker into Lyle Lovett’s mouth makes my joke even more pathetic. I bet that other blogger gets paid to think this stuff up, I don’t.  Damn, that makes me even more pathetic, I am going to quit while I am ahead. There’s bigger pics of the pillow cases, here.

A random video from tweet Ktness82, introduced me to the Hurdy Gurdy.  Being musically ignorant, I thought I would share to those of you who suffer from the same condition. The Ukulele has provided some great blog posts because I enjoy hearing a different take on a tune. Yet, for the most part I am an old curmudgeon and prefer the original. I guess I am a walking hypocrite, like everyone else. Damn.

The Hurdy Gurdy is as bizarre as it is cool. I’ll leave the explanations to the wiki page, though the last video has a short what for at the end. There wasn’t much to choose from when it came to finding some videos, but check it out.

A quick Irish jig

Getting funky on the Hurdy Gurdy with Hendrix

Melissa the Loud is freakin’ awesome on the thing, but there aren’t any decent quality videos that I can find of her.  It’s either bad video or bad audio. This one is fair.

And now back to your regularly scheduled bullshit. Thanks for stopping by, I appreciate the four of you that visit.

Every now and then I’ll try and watch G4, but I just feel like Attack of the Show has really started to slip into the Entertainment Tonight style of television programming. Y’know, ET is all about promoting movies that are curiously being released by the same company that produces the show.

Yeah, I am accusing Attack of the Show of being on the take during some segments, perhaps a bit biased. Like I am totally biased when it comes to Olivia Munn; she’s HAWT!

The Spirit? Looks like shit, I’d rather see Beverly Hills Chihuahua. Thanks for the parody of the trailer.

This article caught my eye and I thought I would pass it on because Tyra Banks is evil. I’ve always felt she was a performer and someone who loves all eyes on her. I find her terribly insincere and the blog post just solidifies my theory.

Tyra Banks Finds It Difficult to Simulate Real Generosity

Apparently, IRL is in real life to the kids these days. So much time is spent online that we have to have Internet speak for real life?

So, this was mildly entertaining.  The premise of all that Facebook crap happening as a human interaction is funny, the execution, well it probably could have been better.

Still feeling the urge to quit the ‘social’ abomination.

So, I was looking for a Mork & Mindy clip on the youtube and I find that Raquel Welch guest starred.  Any guy who grew up in the 80′s knows Welch because she was HAWT! Of course, that search dropped the following video into the related video column.

So, I guess Raquel Welch had some sort of one time variety show or special in the 70′s.  See, in those days, Hollywood didn’t have pop musicians and comedians to play the parts.  There were actors back then.  Actors had to be, what is called, a triple threat.  This meant they could act, sing and dance which was important before CGI.  Unfortunately, it is rather debatable that the following video demonstrates any of these important characteristics.

I guess this video was on boingboing a while ago, but whatever. They are just getting around to blogging about Cake Wrecks and I posted that ages ago.

By the way, if you ever want to go clubbing, call me up.  I spent the last 2 months perfecting this space girl dance and I am ready to strut my stuff.

I found this video in my brain when I was bottling up some recent memories never to thought of again. Thus, I had to go find it on the tube.

It’s a funny song or video until you think of someone you know who has treated you this way, but you have never spent the time to add up all those incidents, have you?