Here’s a bunch of Ed & Rummy technology clips from Boondocks.

It’s not enough that to be President you only need to win a majority of the 538 Electoral College votes. Sounds quick and easy to “influence” a few of these voters to get what you want in this antiquated system. However, the popular vote seems to have been the target of “influence” in 2004. This feature length documentary examines the problems with the 2004 election, and the irregularities of the 2006 mid-term elections.

THIS IS NOT SOME CRACKPOT CONSPIRACY FILM. Uncounted: The New Math of American Elections will show you facts that will make you sick to your stomach. I don’t know how long it will last on Google Video, but grab some popcorn, a beer, tea, wine, mojito or whatever you like and watch this movie. Send this link to your friends and family and two weeks later, send it again. We don’t have a democracy if our votes aren’t counted.

The Trouble with Bluetooth, a decent & short article over at Dvice.com listing the reasons why Bluetooth technology hasn’t found a way to stick.  I use Bluetooth quite often to sync my calendar on my phone with the mac.   Yet, when I think of Bluetooth, I think of headsets.  Personally, I believe the Bluetooth headsets are the new beepers.  Back in the day, everyone wanted a pager, it was more of a fashion statement than a communication device.  The pager, beeper, whatever you want to call it, was all about status.  People felt like they were some sort of big shot when they wore a pager.  (I just used the phrase big shot?  Wow, I gotta lay off the Leave it to Beaver reruns.)  In actuality, people with pagers just looked like douche bags.

Which brings me back to Bluetooth headsets, they are useful, being wireless and all.  However, I don’t think you need to wear it when you are not talking, do you?  Seriously, do you turn up your car stereo when you see a “hot chick” or squeal your tires?  Yeah, that is impressive, you should get a personalized license plate that says PUZEEWGN.  “Hi.  What’s up?  Nice to meet you.  This?  Oh, it’s just my Bluetooth.  Yeah, I gotta Bluetooth earpiece.  So, you wanna do it now, or what?”

I am sorry, but people don’t think, “Wow, that guy has a Bluetooth, I want pleasure him.”  They actually think, “Bluetooth?  He must be over-compensating for a really small penis.”

I thought I might use Photoshop to make another one of my horrible graphics for this post.  Then, I searched Bluetooth & douche for fun.  I found this post on CrunchGear and this list of 10 Items You Think Make You Cool, But Don’t.

Okay, Youtube isn’t much of a find, everyone goes there instead of working. However, one of the latest missions I took introduced me to Armstrong & Miller. What’s a better way to make fun of the way British teenagers talk then to dress up as RAF pilots and shoot it in Black & White. Thanks to PMOG user suttree for the groovy find.

My favorite is probably #2, then #3.

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Apparently the film came in #4 at the box office.  You can read more here.   Mike Myers made me laugh on SNL quite a few times.  However, he inherited SNL’s habit of doing the same thing until your vomiting blood.  Yes, we laughed at that stupid Mary Catherine girl the first time she stuck her hands in her arm pits and then smelled them.  Did you need to make a whole damn movie?  NO!

Thanks for Austin Powers & Wayne’s World, Mike.  I bet, if you would just lay low for a decade or two, you can do your Wayne character to introduce bands at county fairs and people will laugh.  They will laugh because they’ll remember the first time they saw you do it;  They won’t laugh if you keep doing the same joke, over & over again.  We all know someone who does that, your uncle or that guy at work, and we want to murder them.  The worst offenders are the guys who think they are funny because they use a line from your movie, Yeah, baby, yeah.

I hope the Love Guru continues to do poorly.  I would be very happy if that damn movie about talking chihuahuas made more money than Myers’ film.

Like the other 50 million bloggers, I thought it would be nice to drop a clip of Carlin on my site to say goodbye to him. One of the things I never forgot was from a 1996 special. It’s about 6:43 in, public executions as entertainment. Public gambling on which hole the head falls into after it rolls down the hill from the guillotine. Awesome!

iheartchaos has a number of clips and a tribute, so check it out for more Carlin.

An unusual end to a Brock ass kicking.

The Grand Galactic Inquisitor, see the whole episode, it’s funny, otherwise “IGNORE ME!”

I have been looking for this clip for a while! The Henchmen provide their own theme music.

The Master takes the form of Cerberus to teach Dr. Orpheus a lesson, or maybe now is not the best time.

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